well this annoying thing happens like every day:
Poe’s Law: That moment when a Fox Business commentator sounds just like a Disney villain.
I got water on my macbook charger last night and its completely ruined so I had to buy a new one and now Im out $100 cuz apple is a thief and I’m so fucking pissed at myself right now
Remember back in 5th grade, when everyone vowed not to ever do drugs
I show affection for my pets by holding them against me and whispering I love you repeatedly as they struggle to escape from my arms