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COOL DATE IDEA: take a really long nap with me
Someone left their dogs outside the cafe
this goes well with any music holy shit
omg wtf how
my mother must be so proud of her lazy, rebellious, anxiety-ridden, depressed, gay child
When I finished reading I said to myself, “No fucking way!” Clever… very clever. You win this time.
This is by far the greatest post in existence. You can all go home. I am in pure awe at the brilliance of this. The world is beautiful and there is hope for humanity.
look at these evil lesbians destroying the sanctity of marriage